- Dr Kelso: Still, if your grandmother were here, wouldn't you want her doctor to spend as much time with her as he does with anyone else?
- JD: Grandma Dorian or Nana Hobbs? Because Nana Hobbs can be an eensy bit racist.
- Dr Kelso: Grandma Dorian.
- JD: She's dead.
- Manny: Tonight we go out!
- Bernard: Why?
- Manny: Because it's Friday! It's Friiiiiday night!
- Bernard: Well, it was Friday night last week, it'll be Friday night next week and every week until we're dead and even then the whole rotten business will go on and on and on.
- ...
- Bernard: Can we go now?
- Manny: Yeah, we're all set. Let's paaaaaa-
- Bernard: DON'T YOU DARE USE THE WORD PARTY AS A VERB IN THIS SHOP.
