Have a safe Memorial Day Weekend.
See you Tuesday, snoozers and losers.
Oh my God, that’s like a doggy-version of Bernard Black.
- Bernard: Who knows how to play poker?
- Fran: Me.
- Bernard: Good, good. You're gonna teach me. I've got... I've got 12 hours to learn. Who's got a deck of cards?
- Manny: Me, I've got an old pack in my room.
- Bernard: Good, you can play as well. And who's doing nothing?
- Random customer: Me.
- Bernard: Good, great. You can go and fetch the cards. And, and then... I HAVE SPOKEN.
- Manny: Tonight we go out!
- Bernard: Why?
- Manny: Because it's Friday! It's Friiiiiday night!
- Bernard: Well, it was Friday night last week, it'll be Friday night next week and every week until we're dead and even then the whole rotten business will go on and on and on.
- ...
- Bernard: Can we go now?
- Manny: Yeah, we're all set. Let's paaaaaa-
- Bernard: DON'T YOU DARE USE THE WORD PARTY AS A VERB IN THIS SHOP.
- Bernard: The thing is... the thing is... [sees morning light] Deh! Wait a second, what time is it?
- Manny: Erm... half 10.
- Bernard: Half 10? Half 10? I've never been up at half 10! What happens?!
