March 2012
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Little bit depressed today, so I’m doing an assignment for tomorrow, watching TV later and going to bed early. No writing, unfortunately.
I’ll probably be able to face the world again tomorrow.
February 2012
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Oh my freaking GOD. →
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Braff studied film at Northwestern University. But when he finished his degree,...
– Zach Braff on thestar.com. My current state.
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Gideon Largeman: You've been avoiding me.
Andrew Largeman: No I haven't been, come on.
Okay, maybe I have been.
Gideon: I'm sure you can find lots of things in your life that you can be angry about, but what I do not understand is why you're so angry at me. All I ever wanted was for everyone to be happy again, that's all I ever wanted.
Andrew: But when were we all ever happy, dad? When... You always say that, but when was that? When was this time that you have in your mind that we were all so happy? 'Cause I don't have it in my memory. Maybe if I did, I could help steer us back there, but I just... You and I need to work on being okay if that's not in the cards for us.
Gideon: Well, we might have a shot at it, if you can forgive yourself for what you did.
Andrew: What I did. What I did. Okay, let's, let's do it. We're here, right? Let's do it. I'm gonna forgive myself for what I did, are you ready? I was a little boy, and somebody made a shitty latch. That's what I think. That's what I think about the whole thing, okay? And I'm not gonna take those drugs anymore, they left me completely fucking numb, I have felt so fucking numb to everything I've experienced in my life, okay? And for that... for that, I'm here to forgive you. You've always said all you wanted was for us to have whatever it is we wanted. Well, maybe what mom wanted more than anything was for it to all be over. And for me, what I want more than anything in the world is for it to be okay with you for me to feel something again. Even if it's pain.
Gideon: Well, you're going against your doctor's recommendation, that's a pretty weighty experiment to take on, don't you think?
Andrew: This is my life, dad. This is it. I spent 26 years waiting for something else to start, so no, no, I don't think it's too much to take on, because it's everything there is. I see now it's all there is. You and I are gonna be okay, you know that, right? We may not be as happy as you always dreamed we would be, but, for the first time, let's just allow ourselves to be whatever it is that we are. And that'll be better, okay? I think that'll be better.
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How happy is the blameless vestal’s lot!
The world forgetting, by the...
– Alexander Pope, Eloisa to Abelard (1717)
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A new report says that the number of bike messengers in major cities is...
– Seth Meyers for ‘Weekend Update’ on SNL
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The Needlers: The Couple That Should Be Divorced
Sally: You ruin every fourth of July.
Dan: YOU RUIN THE FOURTH OF EVERYTHING.
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Me: Oh my god I am going to kill myself.
Friend: How? Poison? Knife? Gas? Trying to sit through a Justin Bieber concert?
Me: I'm thinking of jumping out my window, but I might land on the balcony of the person living below me. So slashing my wrists might be less risky.
Me: I love how the first thing you ask is how, and not why.
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AND WHERE WOULD WE BE WITHOUT OWLS?
– (source)
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Oh my God I am so tired. I am tireder than any person has ever been at 11 in the morning.
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J.D. is attending a Morbidity and Mortality...
J.D. [thinking]: I'm okay, I'm okay, I'm okay, I'm akay, amakay... Amakay? What the hell does that mean?
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Wheat often uses anagrams as evidence to support his theories. For example, of...
– Leonard F. Wheat’s ridiculous explanation of 2001: A Space Odyssey, which, according to him, contains three allegories, one of which has to do with Homer’s The Odyssey. This doesn’t even deserve to be on Wikipedia.
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Tom: You had any headaches lately?
Jeff: Not until you showed up.
Tom: Oh, it'll wear off. Along with the hallucinations. See you around.
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Miles is a great guy. He’s rich, smart, treats her well, she’s gonna...
– William (Noah Segan) in House, Episode 17 of Season 6, ‘Knight Fall’.
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Laatste loodjes...
Ben nu bezig met Camus, die een essay (lees: boek) heeft geschreven dat De mens in opstand heet, en in de kantlijn ergens in hoofdstuk 1 heb ik geschreven: ‘opstand = een positie buiten de heiligheid, dus byebye geloof, hello ratio’.
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Almost done, almost done.
I’m going to sleep for so long once this bloody thing is on its way to my professor.
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Frasier is not a morning person.
Daphne: Oh, good morning, Dr Crane. Not a morning person, are we? Well, never you mind, I am. Can't very well be a good healthcare provider if you're not up with the cock. I've already taken your father for his morning constitutional. Such a remarkable man. Thirty years on the police force! I can understand why you'd want him to live here, although not many sons would do that. Not without getting paid for it. Anyway, coffee's made and I took the liberty of doing a shop. They don't serve much tripe in Seattle, do they?
Frasier: And you are...?
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I just got that tingly feeling you get when you...
I like it. More please.
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I'll be sitting here, drinking tea and eating...
Could someone turn this into a song, please?
January 2012
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Late night cup of tea and going to bed early. I’m planning to take one final sprint with my final final, which is due on Friday. It’s about French existentialism, so I have to know stuff about Sartre, de Beauvoir and Camus, which is horrific. I sucked during classes, so I’m a little nervous about the exam. Oh well.
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Oooooooh, now I get how Sherlock survived. That’s not as difficult as I though it would be.
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There is a crack in everything
That’s how the light gets in.
– ‘Anthem’ by Leonard Cohen
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It’s true, I am afraid of dying. I am afraid of the world moving forward without...
– Everything is Illuminated by Jonathan Safran Foer
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Red: I've got some questions, I want answers. What are you doing about moving out?
Eric: I don't know.
Red: About Donna.
Eric: I don't know.
Red: Your job.
Eric: I don't know.
Red: Your future.
Eric: Okay, I'm gonna go ahead and hit you with an... I don't know.
Red: Then no food for you.
Eric: What?
Kitty: Red, he's so skinny, just take away his car.
Red: No! I'm trying to teach the boy responsibility. I want a plan out of you by tonight, or no dinner either.
Eric: Dad, that's... No, wait, mom, what's for dinner?
Kitty: Fried chicken.
Eric: Oh COME ON.
[Hyde walks in]
Red: Steven, when are you moving out?
Hyde: Soon.
Red: How's your girlfriend?
Hyde: Shallow as hell.
Red: Job?
Hyde: Dead end.
Red: Future?
Hyde: Bleak.
Red: Kitty, feed the boy.
[At the end of the episode...]
Eric: Okay, I'm here to earn my dinner. What am I doing about Donna? We're hanging out. What am I doing about my job? I quit. What am I doing about my future? Nothing. When am I moving out? Make me.
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It’s boring to protect wood! I’ve got a table at home, it’s...
– Simon (Simon Amstell) to his father about his obsession with coasters in Grandma’s House, Series 1 Episode 5.
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Harry: Do you think we all turn into our parents?
Nikki: I think we always were our parents. We spend a few years trying to deny it, then we give in.
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New additions to movie collection
I had some leftover lolly, as Tim Wonnacott from Bargain Hunt likes to say, ‘cause my gran gave my some cash for my birthday last year. So when I went shopping last Tuesday, I paid a little visit to one of my favourite shops. 10 new films acquired:
The Shining
A Clockwork Orange
2001: A Space Odyssey
To Be or Not to Be
The Birds
A.I.: Artificial Intelligence
Fracture
Reservation...
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Success is my only motherfucking option,
Failure’s not.
– Lose Yourself, Eminem
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Episode 4 of Series 20, aka 'The Post-Preston...
Simon Amstell: Right. Next up is the Intros Round. Bill and Romeo, here are yours for Russell Howard.
Bill Bailey: Alright.
Simon: Have a wonderful time.
Bill: Thank you very much.
Simon: That's what tonight is all about.
Bill: Yeah.
Simon: Having a nice time.
Bill: Yeah. Let's not be negative.
Simon: No. I like everything.
Bill: Yeah.
Simon: You know everything?
Bill: Yeah?
Simon: I like it. You know all books?
Bill: Yes?
Simon: I like them all.
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Red: Hey, what did I tell you about calling your sister the devil?
Eric: That it's offensive to the devil?
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‘If you want a red rose,’ said the Tree, ‘you must build it...
– The Nightingale and the Rose by Oscar Wilde, from The Happy Prince and Other Tales (1888).